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Roxxxy Robot

January 13th, 2010 by Febe received 1 Comment »

Roxxy the robot AKA giving lonely men another way to masturbate in the quiet darkness of a dateless night.

Thanks to Bestweekever.tv, I read the story about the first woman robot with a full skeleton and can sexually please you.  It can also be programmed to like the same thing the user likes.

In the picture, the robot has a shocked expression that makes me wonder if she’s thinking, “Wow.  How the hell did I end up here?  Couldn’t I be used to help advance science and not jerk off some socially awkward guy?”

Poor Roxxxy, you have met your fate.  Also, they are working on a male robot for the ladies out there that want a robotic lover.  Maybe I’m weird but the best part of a relationship cannot be duplicated; and that is the play fighting, him/her introducing you to new things like movie and music genre’s, food, and the joy of seeing the world through a different perspective.  I love myself but it’s nice to be with someone who isn’t a duplicate of yourself.

I know dating is hard, and rejection can be soul crushing, but wouldn’t you want to stare into the eyes of someone with a soul?  It’s cool to use the internet to find love these days.  There are so many dating sites.   Hell it’s even cool to be a geek! Geeks hotness have grown dramatically through the last decade.

I loved this movie but do you really want to be this guy?

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Pink Buttons

January 13th, 2010 by Febe received 1 Comment »

My New Pink Button!

I came across this site from a recent ONTD_political post. The great thing about vagina’s is that they all are just a little bit different, just like a penis. No two genitalia are exactly the same. Sorry Tyler Durden, they are like snowflakes.

As if us women are not already pressured to be super thin so we can wear the latest fashions and find a suitable husband. Then once that happens we are expected to pop out kids soon as the wedding ring is slid on. Then once the kids come, we are expected to work, raise kids, and keep a perfect household, while staying thin and looking like we never age.

Oh let’s not forget that we should never have any gray hairs, crow’s feet, wrinkly hands, age spots, and cellulite. Oh and we aren’t allowed to have any body hair whatsoever ON ANY PART OF OUR BODY.

I’ll be thirty in less than three months and there are certain things I’ve come to realize about myself.

1)I can’t promise I’ll shave my legs every week. Expect even longer intervals when it’s below 50 degrees outside.

2)If you expect me to shave my lady bits, expect to at least trim your twig and berries. It’s not fun for me either to go down on you and feel like a cat coughing up a hairball.

3)Sometimes I’m going to stink. I don’t always feel like putting on deodorant or body spray. Most of the time I don’t even do it for you. This is especially true the longer you are in a relationship. Me and my husband have been together seven years and married two. We’ve been living together for four years.  At first he was hesitant to say anything about this.  Nowadays, he’ll very openly tell me I’m not smelling pleasant.   I couldn’t be happier.

4)My vagina is not always going to look like it did when she was twenty.  Like the rest of me, she is going to sag and change color.  The best part of aging is that no matter how much you try to stop, it catches up to you.  I’d rather age naturally than look like an old lady with obvious plastic surgery.

5)Your junk isn’t always going to look like it did when YOU were twenty.  Gentleman, your balls will sag and you will get gray pubic hair.  It happens to the best of us.

Where are the products to make men’s genitalia look more youthful?  Does a surgery exist to make the balls less saggy?  Oh but there’s a surgery to restore a woman’s virginity and one to make the lips tighter.

Women, how about we just try and accept our selves, just a little?  Let the vagina’s do as they please.

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Conan O’brien – tonight show

January 13th, 2010 by Febe received 1 Comment »

I have been a loyal Conan fan since the first episode. I remember one of the first skits I saw. The sketch was about trying out different directors for the opening credits for late night. The funniest credits was just shots of Conan’s, Andy’s feet and a heavy emphasis on Max’s feet. From that point on I was hooked. I was a tween them and literally grew up with Conan. I was most dedicated during my college years. I was sad when he left New York for L.A. and the tonight show. However, I knew it was what Conan deserved and worked so hard for. I was especially torn because he would no longer be a best kept secret at midnight. He was going mainstream. But the masturbating bear would have to stay in New York. I do miss that horny mammal.

Then the news hit that crybaby Jay Leno didn’t want to retire and would get a 9pm(central) show. I mean the guy has how many cars? He was on the tonight show for how long? Don’t even get me started on HOW he got that gig..Let’s just say Leno has a talent for breaking promises and backstabbing.

I could almost not be so upset if he was even MILDLY funny. Alas, this not the case. I tried over and over to watch him on the Tonight Show. He was boring, stale, and just generally annoying. His bits were bad, uncreative, and tired. He agreed to retire and move on and let Conan take over. Contracts were signed!!

I knew his new show would fail. It was basically the tonight show but without the name. Conan never had a fighting chance. Then the inevitable news came that Jay was getting cancelled and getting moved back to 10:35pm(central) and Conan was being pushed back thirty minutes. Seven months!! Jay floundered for over a year before he got some retooling. Conan is the type of host people need to warm up too. Seven months is not enough.

Then just this week Conan made a public statement declaring he would not be accepting the later time slot. Good for him!! NBC is basically breaking their contract with him. I’m really excited to see where he will end up. Secretly, I’m hoping that he gets some sort of comedy sketch show on comedy central haha. But I really don’t see that happening.

Where ever Conan ends up, I’ll follow. He has been my favorite talk show host ever, and one of the cutest. I generally loathe watching celebrities hawk their movie on talk shows but Conan’s interviews are so funny and great. Celebrities always seem more comfortable on his show and participate more.

A farewell song to Conan!

and here’s some of the best sketches from his late night era. If only he was given time to grow; the unfulfilled awesomeness that we will never get to see, saddens my heart. His South Pacific TV movie sketch at the end is made of so much win.

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New Song Obsession

December 16th, 2009 by Febe received 3 Comments »

I have to admit this dirty ugly secret of mine..I have never listened to Miles Davis. Oh sure, I can safely bet that some note or two have found their way into my brain but my brain never registered it and left it uncategorized for a decade or two.

But I’ve never really listened to any of his work until now. I can comfort myself in the fact that I’ve had a serious relationship with Billie Holiday for a decade now and I’ve flirted with Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughn. But me and Miles Davis simply passed each other on the street in dark corners with our hats and heads pulled down.

Now thanks to a series of AWESOME AMAZING Dolce and Gabbana perfume and cologne ads, I have finally looked up and opened my ears to Miles Davis.

I’ve already listened to this song four times already and I want to listen to it a hundred times more. I’m always sad when it ends; it reminds me of my own ill-fated love affairs.

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Do you play Mafia Wars?

December 16th, 2009 by Febe received No Comments »

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

I am on facebook and have played/played Farmville, Cafe World, Mafia Wars, etc. Sure, I’ve been tempted to spend a little cash to get some items or gain some levels but I’ve always held out. I always tell myself that it’s not a video game where action happens. All I’m doing is pointing and clicking and spending way to many hours trying to achieve levels.

I have kicked the Farmville habit and am only down to Cafe World and Mafia Wars. So when I saw this piece on the Rachel Maddow show, let’s just say that I was at first surprised, and second shaking my head in the sad reality of politics.

Please, do not give money to any Facebook app. First off, you are giving your information out, and second you don’t know who you are exactly giving your information to. No matter your political beliefs, it should play no part in your gaining another level in a Facebook point and click game. In the end, you could be used to further a political agenda you don’t agree with.

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Techno Chickens

December 16th, 2009 by Febe received No Comments »

haha I love this!! This makes me want to eat KFC while dancing to Lady Gaga.
Thanks to best week ever for the video!

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New Trailer – Alice in Wonderland

December 16th, 2009 by Febe received 14 Comments »

This is the first full trailer for this movie that I’ve had a chance to see. I haven’t been able to get really excited for it yet. I’m not sure that I will. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Burton/Depp pairing but I haven’t been really impressed by them in a while. I’m a huge Depp fan (ever since his 21 jumpstreet days) and will see this movie because of this devotion, but I’m unsure if I will enjoy the movie for reasons other than that. I am not a big fan of CGI.

I know CGI is in theory, a good choice for a movie dealing with this type of subject. However, I think the movie would have been even more interesting if Burton didn’t use it. Anyone remember the creepy awesomeness of Batman Returns?

I’d also like to see a Burton film that isn’t Burton-esque. I realize that’s an oxymoron but I worry that he is type casting himself. It’ll be interesting to see what he is going to do with Dark Shadows. Also, maybe try not casting Helena Bonham Carter. Don’t get me wrong, I love her and her movie roles but maybe try giving another actress a go. Maybe even try going with an unknown? You might just discover a diamond in the rough.

Do you love or hate the trailer?

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Tiger Woods

December 9th, 2009 by Febe received 8 Comments »

When I first heard about the Tiger Woods car wreck, I have to admit it sounded fishy. I know I’m a bit jaded from my many years of reading about celebrity scandals but this was different. Why would she use a golf club to break the windows in order to get Tiger out? It made no sense to me so I just kept on reading.

Then mistresses started crawling out of the walls like roaches when the lights go out.

And my initial suspicions seemed a more likely scenario but there are no official confirmations on anything that happened that night. Just pure speculation. The speculation that they got into a fight, he drove off, she chased after him, and he crashed into the tree. But again, none of this is confirmed.

And that’s the problem. Tiger has issued two official statements and nothing more. It seems to me he is hoping that it all dies down with time. That’s a risky gamble. It wouldn’t be so bad if mistresses didn’t keep crawling out of the walls with more torrid details.

He should learn lessons from Hugh Grant and David Letterman. After Grant was caught with a prostitute, he famously kept his appearance on Leno and came clean.

That took balls but he did it and the public’s attention moved elsewhere. I understand Tiger’s desire for privacy while he figures this mess out but he has to understand that he is a very big public figure. He has had this sparkling clean image for years and now there is a big gaping whole in it. When the media does not get answers, it’s starts speculating and probing, and it will get worse before it gets better.

If I were him, I’d sit down with Barbara Walters, Oprah or some other big tv person for an all out hour long interview. Come completely clean.

1) You’ll get credit for being open and honest
2) The media will finally have some answers. It will probably flare them up a little bit more but it may speed them up to move on to other stories.

If he doesn’t do an interview, expect the media to find more of your dirty laundry. I hope for him that there isn’t much left.

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Movie Review – Brothers

December 7th, 2009 by Febe received No Comments »

Brothers on imdb.com

Brothers is a remake of a Danish film of the same name. I have the original film in my Netflix queue so when I watch it, I’ll post a comparison between the two.

I am generally not a fan of Tobey Maguire. I didn’t like the Spiderman movies and have not been interested in his other movie choices, other than Pleasantville. Also, the trailer wasn’t very good. I was expecting little more than an above average lifetime movie with some wonderful performances by Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal.

I completely misjudged this movie.

Maguire’s performance was stilted in the beginning and seemed one dimensional, at first. But, you could just chalk it up to him being a machine for the military. By the time the action rolled around, he blew me away. It wasn’t over the top, but real and honest. I was quite surprised. If anything, see the movie for his performance.

Portman and Gyllenhaal rarely disappoint me and they continued this streak. Although I fear Prince of Persia will be the first time I am saddened by Gyllenhaal but that’s for another post.

The ending was predictable. I won’t spoil it but for as an American remake, I was not surprised it ended that way. I’ve heard the original is more gut wrenching so I’m very interested in comparing the two.

I would give it 3 out of 5 stars.

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Alas poor Hugh Grant

December 5th, 2009 by Febe received 6 Comments »

While reading one of my favorite celebrity blog sites, bestweekever.tv, I came across pictures of Hugh Grant from the German premiere of “Did you hear about the Morgans?”

The last movie I saw Hugh Grant in was the last Bridget Jones movie. Normally I despise chick flicks but I have my moments.

When men age they can either go the way of Harrison Ford or..the way of Mickey Rooney.

Well based on this picture, Grant is showing the early signs of the latter.

I’m really hoping it’s just jet lag.
Take a look for yourself. Click here

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