Sex and the City 2 aka Bitches in the Desert
May 31st, 2010 by Febe received No Comments »
I loved the Sex and the City series. I loved the first Sex and the City movie. After watching Sex and the City 2, I wish they had stopped after the first movie.
This post is going to contain spoilers, so you have been warned..
Was Michael Patrick King totally and completely out of ideas? Did he forget that Miranda was the snarky pessimistic one? Yes, Carrie you are a horrible nagging bitch of a wife. Way to perpetuate the idea of ugly Americans, Samantha!
The Carrie Storyline was boring and stupid. I’ve always liked Carrie. I know she can be whiny sometimes but I still liked her the best. She was funny, realistic, had such a kick ass fashion sense. But she FINALLY has Mr. Big, and she’s STILL not happy?? C’mon! After her and Big cuddle up and watch an old black and white movie, Big buys her an AWESOME TV for their bedroom so they can watch TV together. I would love if my husband did that. But is Carrie happy? Nooo! She throws a fit when Big brings home take out food and wants to stay in. She writes for a living, she makes her own hours. Big works in an office 40 something hours a week. I’d want to stay home too. Also, she doesn’t cook! He’s too tired to cook, so what the hell else is he supposed to do to feed himself? Also, she’s pissed because the spark has gone? You guys have been together off and on for over a decade!! Give me a break Carrie! When did you become such a drama queen? Maybe you should break up with Big on a weekly basis then come back together. Maybe that would satisfy you. Then kissing your ex because you need attention? YOU ARE ALMOST A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN! Really? You’re really going to pull that shit? You aren’t some immature 20 year old anymore. After everything you and big have been through together you go and pull some shit like this. It’s disrespectful to your relationship.
Also, Stanford and Anthony getting married?? Really?? Talk about unrealistic! They haaated each other in the series..haaaaaated. So they are the only two gay characters in the series, Let’s get’em hitched!! Also, really? Liza Minelli? Let’s just keep perpetuating stereotypes. While I did applaud her performance and stamina, it just wasn’t great. And Miranda’s line about so many gay men in a room produces Liza? Uggh. It seemed forced and out of character.
Miranda, wow. What happened to her character? She was the most positive person in the entire movie! I didn’t get one snarky comment out of her. She was the best dressed however. I felt like MPK missed out on some great story lines. One of them being the story of Miranda and her boss. It was mentioned, then dropped in less than 15 minutes. Why even write it in the script? It was a waste of time. When did the boss get there? Was he mean to all the other women or just Miranda? I wanted Miranda to quit better than that, she’s freaking Miranda!! Ron white as the boss? Ok sure, he can play asshole well but I wanted more scenes with him. Why was he so rude? Nothing was explained and it could have been more interesting.
Next up, Charlotte. What kind of mother makes cupcakes in vintage clothing? I always pictured Harry would have hired a cook by now anyways. Charlotte spent the whole movie worrying about Harry’s fidelity. Couldn’t the nanny been straight and Harry not cheat? Why did she have to be lesbian, is that the only way Harry wouldn’t cheat? Harry was better than that. Harry always loved Charlotte. Also, Charlotte spent the entire first movie talking about her and Harry’s amazing marriage. Suddenly she’s super paranoid? Doesn’t add up MPK.
Samantha. I’ve always loved Samantha too. She is no holds bar type of Woman. But she’s always seemed to love and accept herself and suddenly she’s obsessed with aging to an extreme degree and suddenly a fan of all people, Suzanne Sommers? Did MPK make some kind of Deal with Sommers? Talk about horrible product placement. I was NOT pleased how she talked about Smith. The man was with her during her cancer and they had a very tender breakup. I wished they could’ve stayed together but I knew realistically it wasn’t feasible. However when she talked about Smith, he was more sex toy than longest relationship in her life and one of the most important. Did 2 years suddenly turn her into a cold and callous woman? Also, I would have thought Samantha would have a little bit of tact when going to the middle east. It may be the “modern” middle east, but it’s still the freaking middle east! You are a guest in their country, act like it, instead of a freaking 5 year old. You can cover up your shit for a week. Respect the local customs within reason. The whole scene with her screaming about condoms and her having sex was disgusting.
The clothing was just atrocious. Was Bozo the clown in charge of wardrobe this time? Really, high heels in the sand? C’mon now. You’d think these sophisticated New York women were a bunch of country bumpkins the way they were oogling the middle eastern women and their burkas. Also, when did SATC become so sitcomy? Wearing Burkas to disguise themselves, Carrie showing leg to hail a cab, and falling off a camel trying to get cell reception, actual camel toe jokes, really MPK? Really? It was more Abbot and Costello and less SATC.
I think one of the biggest problems was the middle east became a character. In the first movie, they just happened to go to Mexico, story still happened, and then they came back to NYC. Half the movie was their vacation and their crazy antics. The location became the main focus and everything else became background noise. I really missed the men in SATC. I was sad Steve and Harry got so little screen time.
One of the biggest opportunities that MPK missed was the 80′s flashbacks. It all happened so fast. Samantha was a bartender at CBGB’S?? Whaat?? Details MPK, details! I think this would have been a great movie to look back on how the girls all came together.
I really feel like this movie tarnished the SATC franchise. I really hope they don’t make a third but I think it’s inevitable. Go back to the roots of why SATC became a cultural phenomenon in the first place. Don’t make it so hokey. Halfway through the movie, I’d thought one of the girls would slip on a banana peel and knock over objects or people like bowling pins. Yeah, it was that bad.
