The worst thing to happen to dogs since dog marriages
March 28th, 2010 by Febe received 1 Comment »I’m sure we’ve all read about the antics of marmaduke in the newspaper comics. The comic was there on the page between the family circus and after Peanuts and on the way to my personal favorite, Blondie. There was never any really funny about the annoying, and badly behaved dog. The best part of the comic was that it made me glad I never had a dog like that. I always wondered why the owners didn’t just take him to get trained. Maybe they loved cleaning after him and always having to buy new furniture and clothes, shoes? When I first heard about the comic being turned into a movie, I cringed. Although I was not so surprised because there is a SIMS movie, battleship, hungry hungry hippos movies in the works, or are at least in talks. But NOTHING could prepare me for the trailer for marmaduke. Nothing in my worst nightmares, nothing in my darkest places in my brain, nothing. I fear for the children who watch this. I’m just glad I never grew up watching movies where large amounts of dogs dance in a park for no reason. That shit changes you man. You can never go back to the time before.
You have been warned.
Didn’t they already make this shitty movie called marley and me